The morning sunlight warmed the cold stricken muscles as the cold wind ruffled through my hair. It was chilly and I couldn’t do anything but drown in the winter cold. I was literally shivering and the warm sweaters weren’t helping the cause. I must have been sleeping in too much comfort and warmth that even a degree decrease in the temperature would have me freeze. I wonder if I could ever survive the poles, if I ever had a chance to be in those warm cozy places. Yeah, they are in my bucket list. But, umm, there are a lot other things as well besides that.
That’s the shit is what people are referring to when they say they can’t understand you and that your English is above their compliance. What’s up with the fancy opening lines. They always have to be something using twisted words and what not, totally repelling. When people say your English is too good that they aren’t able to understand, they are actually mocking you. And you thought they were complimenting you. Phew! Please for my sake, umm… people’s sake don’t do the fancy openings like the South Indian flop hero. You are not helping the cause here. No. Not at all.
So, the other day, I mentioned that my birthday was coming up. And.. umm.. I would really like to invite all my blogger friends if they are available, of course. And .. um.. it’s tomorrow. I am not a person who would celebrate anything, leave alone birthday, or Christmas or New Year. None. I am an obsolete in these matters. See, I am not a hang-out-buddy. I would just curl up in my bed watch the sky change from dawn to dusk while I question my existence and well, god’s as well. Then I confirm that there is not God at all. But I am compelled to change my thoughts the other day. And the same thing happens and then again I question. It is a continuous process, a cyclic waterfall ideology.
I had a conversation with my mom, hmm… regarding my hair. Though she is miles away, she still able to sense that I have outgrown my hair. Seriously, I did. Though it is not as you might imagine. It is a hard work of umm nearly 5 months. So, you can imagine. The last time I had a hair cut was when I was at home exactly 5 months ago and that too was forced one. Because once you are home, you really can’t escape that easily. Well, I am kind of going home ( read : relatives’ home next week for my cousin sister’s engagement. And I am pretty sure I would be kicked out of the house if they see my hair. Long hair isn’t the problem, just that they feel that long hair is usually borne by the people who are uneducated, illiterate bla bla kind of people. So, it is important to look decent. Decent, in their sense is the Army hair cut cropping all the part of the hair exposing the scalp and tissue kind of. Okay, I exaggerated a little bit. But I hope you got the picture.
But get this. If I am changing something because somebody is going to think I am kind of funky and indecent in appearance, where does that leave me ? I am not born to impress others. At least I don’t give a rats ass about what other’s think. So, I got nothing to do with their opinion or their feedback or their “bullshit” ( their being the people who judge other people on the basis of appearance ). Well, if they are still up for judging or throwing a vague criticism , I would be more than happy to reciprocate the same. Believe me I am terrible at it but still I am terrible, that should shut people up for like forever. Go burn in hell, if you still don’t want to leave that club.
– Ajay Kontham [ 3/365 ]
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0 responses to “3. Deliberate”
Duuuuuuuuuude, you are not supposed to make it this last minute 🙁 Anyway, advance bday wishes!
As for the long hair thing, if you like it you keep it. That's it. Better sleep with a sack tied around your head when you are at home. Just in case anyone gets any ideas 😛
Duuuuuuuuuude, you are not supposed to make it this last minute 🙁 Anyway, advance bday wishes!
As for the long hair thing, if you like it you keep it. That's it. Better sleep with a sack tied around your head when you are at home. Just in case anyone gets any ideas 😛
haaaaa….that was fun! We should do this more often 😀
How about you celebrate your birthday every month 😛 😉
haaaaa….that was fun! We should do this more often 😀
How about you celebrate your birthday every month 😛 😉
Madam, the day is not important here. Your availability is. So, please even if it a day or a week or a month late, I would still give you the treat.
And Thanks. 🙂
Yeah. Haha, I should probably do that. Really. Believe me they get a lot of crazy ideas. 😛
Madam, the day is not important here. Your availability is. So, please even if it a day or a week or a month late, I would still give you the treat.
And Thanks. 🙂
Yeah. Haha, I should probably do that. Really. Believe me they get a lot of crazy ideas. 😛
Haha.
Celebrate my birthday every month? Sounds like a great plan. But I don't need a occasion to celebrate something. And moreover my celebration(s) has just me and a lot of money being wasted. 😛
Haha.
Celebrate my birthday every month? Sounds like a great plan. But I don't need a occasion to celebrate something. And moreover my celebration(s) has just me and a lot of money being wasted. 😛
“exposing the scalp and tissue kind of. Okay, I exaggerated a little bit. ” A LITTLE BIT? Exposing TISSUE? Yeah sorta sounds painful, a little bit.
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Happy birthday my dudely dost! Keep up your duding skills, dude!
(…yeeeah, no idea either.)
“exposing the scalp and tissue kind of. Okay, I exaggerated a little bit. ” A LITTLE BIT? Exposing TISSUE? Yeah sorta sounds painful, a little bit.
¬_¬
Happy birthday my dudely dost! Keep up your duding skills, dude!
(…yeeeah, no idea either.)
Happy Birthday!!!!
*throws a tiny blog party* *dances*
Haha, and you won't stop growing it until…..
Happy Birthday!!!!
*throws a tiny blog party* *dances*
Haha, and you won't stop growing it until…..
Really. If I am ever get a haircut in the presence of my dad or mom, the same thing is gonna happen. Well, not exposing the inner tissues, but if anyone looks at me, they will definitely think that someone just ripped my hair of my head. 😛
A dudey line. Nice. I mean awesome.
Thanks a lot, madam. 😀
Really. If I am ever get a haircut in the presence of my dad or mom, the same thing is gonna happen. Well, not exposing the inner tissues, but if anyone looks at me, they will definitely think that someone just ripped my hair of my head. 😛
A dudey line. Nice. I mean awesome.
Thanks a lot, madam. 😀
Hey,
Thanks a lot. 🙂
And thanks for the tiny blog party. *Joins the dance*
Right, exactly, I can't find words after that until… 😛
Hey,
Thanks a lot. 🙂
And thanks for the tiny blog party. *Joins the dance*
Right, exactly, I can't find words after that until… 😛
..Until his inner woman reveals himself… LOL 😛
..Until his inner woman reveals himself… LOL 😛
:O :O :O
No. No. No. Nothing like that is going to happen. Believe me. 😛
:O :O :O
No. No. No. Nothing like that is going to happen. Believe me. 😛
And you know I am jealous. Here I am pulling my hair and it is b,oody not growing and there are guys like you with overgrown hair. 🙁
I know I am late for your birthday 🙁
And you know I am jealous. Here I am pulling my hair and it is b,oody not growing and there are guys like you with overgrown hair. 🙁
I know I am late for your birthday 🙁
Hey, it is a hard work of like 5-6 months. 😛
Patience, ma'am, Patience.
Though my mom is going to kill me the next time she sees me, well add my dad as well, I am not going to get my hair cut for another month.
Hey, its' okay. No worries. 🙂
Thanks again, btw. 🙂
Hey, it is a hard work of like 5-6 months. 😛
Patience, ma'am, Patience.
Though my mom is going to kill me the next time she sees me, well add my dad as well, I am not going to get my hair cut for another month.
Hey, its' okay. No worries. 🙂
Thanks again, btw. 🙂